Ultima Online Dating Advice

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  1. Unknown_Hero

    Unknown_Hero Active Member

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    Do you have a UO girlfriend or Wife? Well you've come to the right place. I am an expert when it comes to women, I've had over 20 girlfriends in my 17 years. What I am going to sell you here is my dating advice for UO Virtual girlfriends.
    For only 100k a week, I will provide you with a high quality dating advice service, PM me or forums or IRC.
    If you don't currenly have a girlfriend I can sell you them too
  2. amfeKk

    amfeKk Well-Known Member
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    I just want my salad tossed
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  3. Unknown_Hero

    Unknown_Hero Active Member

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    PM me and I'll get you hooked up and started right away. Her name is Blaise, she's a very nice lady.
  4. MissPeace

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    was the 20 gfs in rl or uo??
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    NONAMEALLSTAR Well-Known Member

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    did all 20 know you were their boyfriend? or did just you know?
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    lol hah good question
  7. Unknown_Hero

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    Ultima Online - 15
    Real life - 5
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    Some were forced against their will, but that's another story. *draws gun back*
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    He prolly hooks the girls and then dump them and then there left heart broken lol or happy haha
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    How has Blaise not seen and/or commented on this? o_O
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    He rarely comment truth

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