Ultima Online Dating Advice

Discussion in 'Trading Post' started by Unknown_Hero, Mar 6, 2015.

  1. Unknown_Hero

    Unknown_Hero Active Member

    Do you have a UO girlfriend or Wife? Well you've come to the right place. I am an expert when it comes to women, I've had over 20 girlfriends in my 17 years. What I am going to sell you here is my dating advice for UO Virtual girlfriends.
    For only 100k a week, I will provide you with a high quality dating advice service, PM me or forums or IRC.
    If you don't currenly have a girlfriend I can sell you them too
    Unknown_Hero, Mar 6, 2015
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  2. amfeKk

    amfeKk Well-Known Member
    UO:R Subscriber

    I just want my salad tossed
    amfeKk, Mar 6, 2015
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  3. Unknown_Hero

    Unknown_Hero Active Member

    PM me and I'll get you hooked up and started right away. Her name is Blaise, she's a very nice lady.
    Unknown_Hero, Mar 6, 2015
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  4. MissPeace

    MissPeace Member
    Server Supporter

    was the 20 gfs in rl or uo??
    MissPeace, Mar 6, 2015
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  5. NONAMEALLSTAR

    NONAMEALLSTAR Well-Known Member

    did all 20 know you were their boyfriend? or did just you know?
    NONAMEALLSTAR, Mar 6, 2015
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  6. MissPeace

    MissPeace Member
    Server Supporter

    lol hah good question
    MissPeace, Mar 6, 2015
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  7. Unknown_Hero

    Unknown_Hero Active Member

    Ultima Online - 15
    Real life - 5
    Unknown_Hero, Mar 6, 2015
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  8. Unknown_Hero

    Unknown_Hero Active Member

    Some were forced against their will, but that's another story. *draws gun back*
    Unknown_Hero, Mar 6, 2015
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  9. MissPeace

    MissPeace Member
    Server Supporter

    He prolly hooks the girls and then dump them and then there left heart broken lol or happy haha
    MissPeace, Mar 7, 2015
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  10. Hawkeye

    Hawkeye Well-Known Member
    UO:R Subscriber


    How has Blaise not seen and/or commented on this? o_O
    Hawkeye, Mar 8, 2015
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  11. Random

    Random Well-Known Member

    He rarely comment truth
    Random, Mar 9, 2015
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