Smiley's Cottage: Home Furnishings & Wares

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  1. Magus Emplar

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    Smiley's Cottage
    Home Furnishings & Wares

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    Just a short run to the right of the Vesper moongate!

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    Smiley's Cottage is also operating out of Pill's cabin, between Moonglow's moongate and the town's South entrance! Come see Carly, Morgan, and Burr for the same great selection and deals.
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    Smiley's Cottage brings you the finest in wooden furniture and add-ons for your home. All goods are crafted by hand from materials gathered by hand*, without automation or looping macros.
    New players and veterans alike can outfit their home in wares like:
    • Chairs, benches, stools, and thrones for your guests to have a comfortable place to sit when they visit.
    • Foot stools and small tables for all your bardic and pet training needs.
    • Ladders and oak table pieces for all your climbing and multi-level expansion needs.
    • A variety of boxes, crates, chests, shelves, armoires, and drawers for storing the spoils of your many hunts.
    • A variety of other tables for building nicer looking table walls -- even oak counters for creating that home bar or kitchen space.
    • Plenty of crafting add-ons to create the workshop you've always dreamed of: looms, spinning wheels, forges, anvils, stone ovens, flour mills, and more!
    • Water troughs for your pets to have a place to rest and stay hydrated.
    • Beds of all sizes for your master bedroom, guest bedrooms, and guild bunks -- even the obscure varieties of oak beds you just won't find elsewhere!
    • Area rugs (pentagrams) and altars (abbatoirs) to spruce up your floors on a budget.
    • An assortment of trinkets and odds and ends, like candelabras, globes, dress forms, canvas racks, music stands, clocks, and more! Many colors available!
    • The traveling salesman inside Smiley's Cottage, seated right at the bar, sells adventuring gear for the weary traveler in need of supplies. Weapons, armor, shields, and other supplies are on hand. Take a seat at the bar and browse the goods while you down a pint at Smiley's!
    • Potion kegs, empty and ready to be filled with the potions of your choice!
    • Church benches provide classy seating for your home, tavern, guild hall, theater, restaurant, or anywhere you just want to add a dash of character to a room.
    All available at reasonable prices, so the best in artisanal home decor can be available to all players, for all budgets!

    * Ingots are the exception to this rule -- I purchase these wholesale from blacksmiths across Britannia using sales revenue from Smiley's Cottage shop locations.
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    Pentagram and abattoir cleared out
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  3. Steady Mobbin

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    What kinda house is that? Is this more CUO?
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    Restocked water troughs, pentagrams, and abbatoirs!

    Ah, yep, it's just a standard thatched-roof cottage, but with the ClassicUO "Hide roof tiles" feature toggled on.
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    Weekend house project?
    Finally inspired to fill in that empty room?
    Set aside the scattered loot bags and build yourself a nice, clean, wall of chests!
    Stop using public looms that always seem to have thread stuck in there from the previous tailor and build that private workshop you've always dreamed about.

    Come on down to Smiley's Cottage for all your furnishing needs!

    High-end oak beds available, too, by special order (PM me).
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    Awesome vendor man...you need to relocate somewhere else with more traffic.
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    A fair warning to patrons: it seems your patronage has attracted the likes of orcs, ratmen, and lizardmen to occasionally set up "pop up shops" on the path between the moongate and my humble shop. While you are welcome to browse their goods as well, be mindful that their salespeople tend to be quite aggressive and they have been known to use marketing tactics I do not approve of. Alas, it's a free country, after all.
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    Thanks to your continued patronage, Smiley's Cottage has a new vendor!

    Marc tends the new bar at Smiley's and specializes in the rarer odds and ends a humble craftsman cannot produce. Come in, say hi, and browse his wares, including:
    • Adorn your walls with flower tapestries, hanging armor, hanging herbs, hanging flowers, and hanging shields.
    • Stock your blacksmithy shop with metal coils! Available in gold, silver, iron, and copper.
    • Light up your space with tall candles.
    • Host game nights at your home with Smiley's own playing cards!
    • Make sure to keep a set of horseshoes on hand for your stables.
    Come on down and have a look!
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    Just bought a bunch of house add ons that I am too lazy to make myself.

    Great selection.

    Thanks.
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    Great shop!

    Thanks for the stacked silver ingots.
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    Thank you all for visiting.

    I'm excited to announce that Smiley's Cottage has expanded!

    Carly and Morgan have moved in to Pill's cabin, in Moonglow between the public moongate and the town's South gate.

    Carly peddles house add-ons, and Morgan has furniture.

    The same great selection of the original Smiley's Cottage, now available in Moonglow!

    Thanks, @Witchcraft, for suggesting the opening of a new location, and thanks to Pill for accommodating.

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    ^ Reminder bump! If you're passing through to/from Moonglow looking for house add-ons and/or furniture, stop by the cabin and take a gander. Restocked several times daily!

    Smiley's Cottage, a secluded bar in the forest to the right of the Vesper moongate, is still hoppin' with selection. Come on by!
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    ^ Bump! It's been a busy week at Smiley's! We've got new stuff!
    • An assortment of trinkets and odds and ends, like candelabras, globes, dress forms, canvas racks, music stands, clocks, and more! These are all available in the Moonglow cabin on Morgan and Burr.
    • The traveling salesman inside Smiley's Cottage, seated right at the bar, sells adventuring gear for the weary traveler in need of supplies. Weapons, armor, shields, and other supplies are on hand. Take a seat at the bar and browse the goods while you down a pint at Smiley's!
    • High-end oak beds have been added to Carly's inventory in the Moonglow cabin, adding to the already unprecedented selection of high-end furniture and add-ons for your home. This is a limited supply, as they require a great deal of oak to make and I chop all my wood by hand. Get them while they last!
    • I've been regularly restocking the very popular wooden chests, small tables, bar stools, and potion kegs! Morgan carries all of these at the Moonglow cabin, and Sarena carries them on the front steps at Smiley's.
    • A new stock of ladders and church benches have been added at both locations!
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    ^ Bump! Added a new vendor in Moonglow, offering more eclectic goods for the discerning buyer:
    • All ore hues for candelabras, lanterns, spyglasses, globes, and scales: iron (classic), dull copper, shadow iron, copper, bronze, golden, agapite, verite, and valorite.
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    Restock wooden benches please.
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