Round 2 Procurement Auction - 1m lolz and trash-barreling

Procurement Auction
-1,000,000 gold up for grabs-

- Post what you want to sell me (no edits)
- The post with the most likes wins
- I will then trash barrel the winning items at the conclusion of the trade
- Please don't favor your friends over lolz so we can have fun and do this again\

End date: April 30

Round 1's conclusion...

I'll sell you a check for 1gp, very rare item in some circles.

But serious, trash barrel gold not rares

a firehorn

I'll sell you a villa at the entrance of destard.

I'll sell you a repond might gnarled staff

Edit: Don't own this anymore

I see your Villa at the entrance of Destard.... And Raise you an L-shape *near* the entrance of Destard!

Did the horse crap that out?

What exactly was in that bag? I can't tell

.

I'll offer you the privilege to come to GanJaNatioN and trash barrel my tower of leather dye tubs.

Trash barrel that god damn arachnid statue and the player with it

Well this thread was a waste of time. Clearly the guy has no intention of actually paying anyone. Should ask for it to be removed.

Erl really needs some help with his video recording settings

woot one more week to go

So what was selected to trash?

A llama given to me by Taste and two raw lamb legs.

My soul? I'd rather work towards an ethy, souls are overrated anyway!

nothing, regina wanted to be a cunt

I present to you a bag.
An ordinary bag....







Or so it would appear....







And upon further inspection....







Tis a Bag of Reagents!